Yo Dad Vocab #34

Today's word is rhombus *a type of geometric figure...a square)

You never should cuss
When taking the bus.
Instead you should disuss
Things like a rhombus
With the rest of us.

Yo Dad #33

Today's word is footy (paltry, petty)

This may sound awfully footy,
But it has always been my duty
To tell each granddaughter cutie
That she is delightfully tutti-frutti

Yo Dad Vocab #32

A word for today is bise (a cold wind)

If you guys ever recognize a brief bise,
Blowing over your hot McDonald's fries.
I'm telling you...no fooling
They'll really start cooling.
The fries will ice up before your eyes.

YDV #31

Today's word is Beck (gesture)

Captain Quig saw a woman on deck,
And instantly gave a shy little beck.
He was so distracted
By the way she reacted
That the Titanic got into a big wreck.

Yo Dad Vocab #30

Today's word is troke (to exchange)

There once was an Australian bloke
Who decided he wanted to troke
Some hippity hoppity kangaroos
Wearing bippity-boppity shoes
For a six pack of cold diet Coke.

Yo Vocab #29

Today's word is frap (to bind firmly)

The billionaire Baron Google Von Trappe,
Was a financially challenged sort of chap.
Though he had lots of money
He most often dressed funny,
Frapping his pants made of ugly burlap.

Yo Dad V-#28

Today's word is PHT (used as an expression of mild annoyance or anger)

A young Anderson boy named Michael,
Rode his sister Sofia's little red tricycle.
The trike was so small,
As he rode to the mall,
He yelled "PHT"! I need my own bicycle.

Yo Dad Vocab #27

Today's word is venatic (pertaining to hunting)

Caryn Stapp is an outdoor fanatic
Who adores everything venatic.
She shoots pheasant and hare,
Moose, mosquito, and bear,
Using her Uzzi semi-automatic.

Yo Dad Vocab #26

Today's word is lacertid (a type of lizard)

There once was a kid named Cid
Who found a sleeping lacertid.
He threw it way up in the air,
Gave the poor lizard a scare
That's what that avid kid, Cid, did.

Vocab #25

Today's word is fey (crazy)

There once was a professor named Ray.
His students said he was decidely fey.
Like egg-headed Humpty Dumpty
His his head was entirely empty
Confirmed by a Kaiser medical x-ray.

Yodadvocab! #24

Today's word is weet (to know)

When a bird goes tweet tweet
It is quite possible to weet
That they're devouring a treat
Of grain like cracked wheat.
For them it is neatly sweet
Helping them grow bigger feet.