Yo Dad Vocab #23

Today's word is bazoo (the mouth)

Samuel visited the famous Bronx Zoo
Where he played his tin plated kazoo.
He played it so bad
A baboon got real mad
And smacked poor Sam in the bazoo!

Yo Dad #22

Good morning Christmas Eve day!

Today's word is traik (to trudge, walk tiredly)

There once was a fine young Blair named Jake,
Who began to traik a long trek by Donner lake.
He staggered along
Singing a sad song
While trying to devour an enormous pancake.

For heaven's sake, shake and bake, Jake!

Yo Dad Vocab #21

Today's word is ulu (an Eskimo boat)

There once was an Eskimo named Xulu
Who owned a used four seater ulu.
Xulu put it up for trade on E-Bay
And traded it the following day,
For spears from Bulu, an African Zulu.

Yo Dad Vocab #20

Today's word is pah (used as an exlamation of disgust)

When Mortimer's aging pa
Saw the pile of cold slaw
Concocted by his mama,
Old pa screamed, pah!
And called in the law
Causing lots of hoopla,
After a sock on his jaw
From his wife's big paw
She giggled "ha ha ha.
My slaw may be blah,
But your jaw will be raw."

Yo #19

Today's word is jones (to have a strong craving for something)

There was a dietician named Jones,
Who had an incredibly strong jones
For chocolate and ice cream cones.
He spent most of the day on his phones
Ordering goodies from nine time zones.
Jones could feel desserts in his bones.

Yo Dad Vocab #18

The word of the day is clept (to call by name)

From his sleigh Santa lept.
Over the rooftop he crept.
Down the chimney so adept
While tired Blair kids slept.
But Santa was woefully inept.
His reindeer he couldn't clept.
Now Dunder, uh, er, (he wept.)
Go Blitzkreig...on...on...Comept
Santa should have been prepped.

Yo Vocab Dad #17

Today's word is mazy (full of confusing turns and passages)

There was a young lady named Daisy
Lost in a maize maze that was mazy.
She turned left, she turned right,
For 3 years dropped out of sight
Finally returning a bit hazy and crazy.

Yo Dad #16

Today's word is randy (a rude person)

A randy asked Sandy
For some of her candy
Which she had handy.
That was find and dandy
But is was full of brandy.

Yo Vocab #15

The word for today is bortz (a low quality diamond)

A lass named Samantha Swartz,
Liking all kinds of outdoor sports,
Is a tennis player on the courts
Sam wears pink Bermuda shorts,
And her body is covered with warts.
Her new wedding ring is just bortz,
That's not much better than quartz.
No wonder Sam is so out of sorts.

Yo Dad Vocab #14

The new word is igg (to ignore)

A hungry pig ate a fig
While jigging a big jig
That he just couldn't igg.
He executed a wiggly zig,
Now he's in the piggy brig.
Do you dig?

Yo Dad Vocab #13 (I know this word BTW)

Today's word is toting (carrying by hand)

There once was a cheat named Pete
Who snuck into a religious retreat
Where one hundred greeting nuns
Toting new repeating pellet guns,
Peppered Pete the Cheat in the seat.

Yo Dad Vocab #12

Runtisa (a small person or animal)

There once was a runtisa named Lisa
Who approached customs with her visa.
"You can't come in here!
Because dear lady I fear
You're smaller than a Cheezer's pizza."